Picture Wars

[JinnRemona]

Alright. I remember trying this a long time ago, and it worked fairly well, and with the creative imaginations of the people here, I think it would work nicely here as well. Anyway. This is all about pictures being the visual focus of the wars. I would start by posting a beginning posting a picture of anything. The next poster would then poster a picture of something to try and hurt or destroy whatever is in the first picture, and a small explaination of what he's doing. So for example.

Frosty the Snowman walks onto the scene.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y8m29ZLX5ag/SUbFurBStzI/AAAAAAAACUE/eyV51JZMnRg/s400/FROSTY_WALKING_COLOR_CONCEPT.jpg

Frosty is lit on fire by my flamethrower!
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/citydesk/files/2010/02/0211flamethrower.jpg

The flames are eaten before they can reach Frosty.
http://www.sunshinecatering.co.uk/images/fire%20eater.bmp

Now, you aren't entitled to always protect the first picture. You could instead attack the person in the previous picture, but must also include a way of countering what he's doing.
Anyway, that's pretty much the basis of the idea. So to start things off, I'll start simple.

A forest lies before you, going on endlessly.
http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2010/01/the_greatest_story_ever_told_-/forest-1.jpg

[EagleEyes]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/CPonte_brick_well.JPG



Within that forest lies a well.

[Kate]

You were Sparta Kicked into the well.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff250/91thesame/thTHISISSPARTA.gif

[Zero Gravity]

But there was a spring at the bottom so you jumped back up

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/sonic/sonic_071011f-l.jpg

[Kate]

Yet, you hit an invisible Mario Coin Box near the top of the well that only appears if you hit it from below.


http://ui17.gamefaqs.com/944/gfs_18739_2_5.jpg

[Jubilee]

As you were falling back down the well, a magical genie appeared!

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2008/01/whoopi-genie/whoopi-goldberg-genie-01.jpg

[Zero Gravity]

Your told to make three wishes, your first was to be a Super Sayian!
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk217/ZeroMatrix666/gokussj.jpg

[grimdefeat]

your next was to have a personal leprechaun
http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Hornswoggle.jpg

[Kate]

Your last wish was a sandwich platter.

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr67/sotirod2079/Yummy%20Yummy/catering_sandwich_platter.jpg

[Jubilee]

Lady Gaga then flew down from the sky, and warned you of an upcoming danger!

http://www.talk2myshirt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Lady-Gaga_Living-Dress.jpg

[grimdefeat]

so you shot her in the leg
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuiQ3Sm_kwe9L7dmTSbpwpFO9k15yjS 9vqalpIgMq_liN03sVTZQ

[Jubilee]

But her loyal and trusty steed took the shot!
http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/web04/2010/6/29/23/president-tafts-secret-pony-brigade-24023-1277868262-1.jpg

[Kate]

The bullet made the horse reveal its true form and attacked you.

http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss19/SayaDeathAngel13/Demon_Horse_by_bonbon3272.jpg

[Jubilee]

At which point Gaga was forced to intervene by casting a spell...which set the evil Ponita up in flames.

http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww205/cajinmagic/wizardgaga.jpg

[grimdefeat]

then a nearby squirtle put out the flames
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFg5yD59YhWOstQhkWrIKAsSc1ahsRZ wu2tI-9F7N1IRlYvNlx

[Jubilee]

Then, Gaga was forced to use Thunder!

<a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=2ylpqnq" target="_blank"><img src="http://i30.tinypic.com/2ylpqnq.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

[grimdefeat]

then a paladin cast exorcism forever banishing gaga

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRElyzFfn8QyJlccUYPXwUSYceoY2-fUKnSFPIA1aEQEU6Mpurp

[Jubilee]

However, she God modded and Ra Ra-Rose from the dead!

http://pulpfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Lady-Gaga-zombie.jpg

[Kate]

With your Super Sayian powers, you use an attack that causes a huge explosion. You kill the Zombie Gaga, yet you were caught in it.

http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo50/Crimson_Venom21/explosion.jpg

[Jubilee]

Both you and Gaga were remembered for your incredible impacts upon the world...
http://www.24oranges.nl/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/gravestone.jpg

[grimdefeat]

then some grave robbers raided your tombs
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7Ece9rqCu0QvJ1Lt2_hXxtEnhksaMx ylTNqoj5l3uXp60gbEi

[JinnRemona]

Unfortunately, the Grave Robber is caught and arrested.
http://miamist.com/attachments/miami_rachael/Handcuffs-225px.jpg

[Kate]

However, the real grave robber got away, leaving the other behind.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u107/andrew6v/grave_robber_ava.gif

[Jubilee]

And the bodies were then taken to the local Necrolord's shop.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/0/0e/WC3Necromancer.jpg

[JinnRemona]

But the Nercrolord is assassinated for his evil deeds by a team of powerful Ninjas.
http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Other/Features/Top%207/2008-02-06%20Assassins/Furniture/Artwork_Tenchu_Dark_Secret3--article_image.jpg

[EagleEyes]

The Ninjas took this time to build a NinjAbridge

http://indospectrum.com/images/photos/washington-dc-2/cd011_memorial_bridge1.jpg

[Zero Gravity]

But then Godzilla broke the bridge!

http://www.perrymasontvshowbook.com/images/pmb_p31t.jpg

[Kate]

However, before Godzilla could do that, he suddenly became a lizard.

http://i804.photobucket.com/albums/yy325/rythm-x/LIZARDZERO-1.jpg

[Jubilee]

He was then captured and made into a dress by Lady Gaga!
http://www.waleg.com/celebrities/images/gaga-kermit.jpg

[Cyrus]

Just then Adam Lambert punched you

http://i51.tinypic.com/2res1ud.jpg

[ZshadowX]

but Broly took the hit
http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Broly/BrolyGettingPunched.jpg

[JinnRemona]

Unfortunately, Akira Toriyama used an eraser to destroy Broly.
http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/erase.gif

[nerdwerld]

Unfortunately for you, Jigglypuff had drawn Browly using a Permanent Marker after marking on those who went to sleep during her performance!

http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss329/gojira9000/jigglypuff.png

[Zero Gravity]

But a silver lining appeared! A trustworthy looking ice cream truck pulled up
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1093/5107561765_55c067e092.jpg

[ZshadowX]

But the Driver of the ice cream truck is Sweet Tooth, destroying everything he sees
http://gamerfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/twisted_metal_black_sweettooth_clown.jpg