Outlandish Statements Thread

[EagleEyes]

I like to drop it like it's hot.

[Zehutsumei]

I am the Wafflemaker

[EagleEyes]

I AM THE LORD OF DANCE!

[Zehutsumei]

I AM THE LORD OF THE SITH!

[EagleEyes]

I AM YOUR FATHER!

[Zehutsumei]

I AM YOUR MOTHER!

[withasigh]

I like Grapes!!!

[EagleEyes]

I AM A GRAPIST!

[Zehutsumei]

http://foreverdyingbrightly.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/129174603779969754.jpg

[EagleEyes]

Two camels in a tiny car....

[withasigh]

two tiny cars in a camel

[Zehutsumei]

Five clowns in a camel driving a Smart Car

[EagleEyes]

Batman and Superman in a tiny car inside a camel!

[Zehutsumei]

Voltron

[EagleEyes]

Avatar is an anime!

[Zehutsumei]

Death Note is a cartoon!

[EagleEyes]

I KILLED THE RADIO STAR!

[Jubilee]

I PUT MY HAND UP ON YO HIP, WHEN I DIP, YOU DIP, WE DIP!

[twillÿ]

Your Mother is a *****ing******Laurem Ipsum******** Admite Barium**************Tragula*******Hippopotamus**** ********* Republican**************** and Daniel Radcliffe***************** With a Bucket of**************** In a Castle Far Away Where No One Can Here You **********************Soup************ With a Bucket of************** Mickey Mouse************* and A Stick of Dynamite*******Magical*********** Alakazam!!!!!!!!!!

[Camajak]

I'M LEFT HANDED

[homie_jiraiya]

the ninjas cant catch you if youre on fire

[Tsundere]

Ninjas cant catch you if you are the ******* Batman

[Camajak]

BATMAN NEEDS MOAR JOKER AND RIDDLER

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

[Jubilee]

I enjoy the fruitcake I get for Christmas.

:Note, this is outlandish, as I absolutely hate fruitcake:

:awesome:

[Rhetorical Gamer]

I bring a knife to a gun fight

[soundbreaker]

I am The Walrus.

...goo goo g'joob.

[Camajak]

I swore it was coo coo cachoo >.>

[Drago142222]

I bring a cookie to a gun fight then kill them with temptation

[Tsundere]

All I want for christmas are my two front teeth....
You sing this phrase when you alread have two front teeth...... Explain?

[Jubilee]

I am totally posting during class...I am so naughty :awesome:

[Rhetorical Gamer]

Wait a minute if you here and I'm here and Istanbul is in this general
direction WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?

[soundbreaker]

Ducks know more than they're letting on.

[EagleEyes]

I once killed a horse and a man then chopped them up and stuck them back together O_O

Needless to say the Horse head / Human body didn't go to well.

[soundbreaker]

Oranges rotate clockwise when frozen and launched into the depths of space. This does not work with fresh oranges.

[Jubilee]

I once spread Jet Puff Marshmallow spread on a hot dog bun, and proceeded to eat the marshmallow hot dog.

It is not recommended.

[soundbreaker]

I once spread Jet Puff Marshmallow spread on a hot dog bun, and proceeded to eat the marshmallow hot dog.

It is not recommended.
I've done that too, it wasn't that great.


I have been awake now from the hours of 11:35am to 5:30am, up all night and into a new day, and with no slide effektz.

[homie_jiraiya]

i am made primarily of duct tape and floor gum that and a 85% concentration of pure jesus...........................roflcopter

[soundbreaker]

This just in! Scientists have discovered that the human body is actually 95% MEAT. The other 5% is clothes and things you've eaten.

[EagleEyes]

My toe is sore. But not sore enough to cut off.

[soundbreaker]

The timeless children's tale "The Tortoise and the Hare" was written in 1847 by a camel from the south-east region of Tunisia.

[homie_jiraiya]

turbans are madeof toilet-paper , and the red dot on indins foreheads are from eating bbq sandwiches upside down.

[EagleEyes]

I like cold water better then pepsi.

[Jubilee]

I like cold water better then pepsi.

I would second that.

[ZshadowX]

West Side! Yo!

[soundbreaker]

Grapes will calm an angry water buffalo.

[SoulArbiter]

Your face. It is made of AIDS and FAIL.

[Jubilee]

Why does the ostrich drink all da shampoo?!

[XIamSogekingX]

You ain't got no pancake batter.

[EagleEyes]

OMG SOGE #toge

[XIamSogekingX]

Does Toge = Soge?

[Jubilee]

Soggy Bread Balls

[MessyPhysiognomy]

... -.-. .-. . .-- / - .... . / .-. ..- .-.. . ... .-.-.- / .. -- / .- / .--. --- .-.. .- .-. / -... . .- .-. .-.-.- #cool

[homie_jiraiya]

... -.-. .-. . .-- / - .... . / .-. ..- .-.. . ... .-.-.- / .. -- / .- / .--. --- .-.. .- .-. / -... . .- .-. .-.-.- #cool

mmmmm shotgun flavored pudding:durhur:

[Jubilee]

I'll grapple YOUR pineapple! :awesome:

[homie_jiraiya]

frogger is more fun in real life

[Bonediddly]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

/thread.

[Zero Gravity]

Drink this delicious Grape Soda! OPEN WIDE KIDS, CAUSE IMMA GRRRRRRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

[Jubilee]

Drink this delicious Grape Soda! OPEN SIDE KIDS, CAUSE IMMA GRRRRRRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

TIE YOU UP TO THE RADIATOR!

[soundbreaker]

... -.-. .-. . .-- / - .... . / .-. ..- .-.. . ... .-.-.- / .. -- / .- / .--. --- .-.. .- .-. / -... . .- .-. .-.-.- #cool

.--. --- .-.. .- .-. / -... . .- .-. / .. -. -.. . . -.. .-.-.-

The Rules were invented over 9000 years ago by a french walrus named Clyde. This was the first known instance of both The Rules, and the name "Clyde".

[homie_jiraiya]

b i n g o, b i n g o, b i n g o, and philip was his name-o

[soundbreaker]

In 1969 Pepsi and Coke swapped recipes as an April Fool's joke. Nobody noticed.

[SoulArbiter]

"Yeah! And in an hour, the sun will rise..." - Tristan.

[homie_jiraiya]

i want to eat mt rushmore

[Jubilee]

I tried Mt. Rushmore once...

not a fan...

maybe mine was just to well done?